maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

(Source: xaviercharles)

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly)

kingcheddarxvii:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

This is big news!!

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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nice
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

(Source: naprasno)

kingofwesteros:

i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS