2008

Apr

szymon: Gym Ad on a Construction Site (Concept)

Mar

From the crime report in my local newspaper -...

szymon: Luxor Highlighters ADV

POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER...

sunluvr: shawnblog: bravefacari: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning...

Becoming Portable

szymon: water jetted into the Colorado River to benefit...

Quarters Trick Shots - what I do when I stay home sick

Shrine of the Mall Ninja

Bearduary has ended

Feb

“Everything you think is another world is really the same old...”
— Teenage Hacker Is Blind, Brash...

GuerrillaMail - Disposable Temporary E-Mail...

PMOG - Passively Multiplayer Online Game

szymon: Public Art Sculpture in Bradford, England

Funky Rube Goldberg Machine - this is me

Twin Musical Tesla Coils playing Mario Bros

Verbotomy: The create-a-word game

Quick little Rube Goldberg with a suprise at the end

Paleo-Future: Disneyland Jetpack (1966) - epic

Self Made Scholar

Problem Playground - honda commercial

John Cleese’s “Letter to America”

“After Harvard, had baby with crackhead”
— Not Quite What I Was Planning:...

“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a...”
— Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka...

PingMag - too bad i don’t like nuts (get it?)

“For example, if there is a math test tomorrow and a huge...”
— my friend Caroline in junior...

Cooking with Christopher Walken - that’s an impression for ya

Pimp My Card: How to Skin Your Credit Card

Peter Callesen - great paper art

Psychedelic Science (via Google Video)

“It is white.”
— George W. Bush, when asked...

Beard of the Week

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all...”
— Mariah Carey (via sunluvr)

PingMag - incredible logo

Unfair Platformer

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math,...

Jan

High Stakes Unicycle - crazay mountain unicycling from Kris Holm

check out the hang drum - word on the street is they go for $3K (thanks to Gage)

“Being a part of a Jewish Youth Foundation gives you the...”
— a letter from my temple - way...

Michel Gondry Re-creates His Own Trailer For...

ZOMG rodney mullen oldschool flat land skateboarding (via Rodney Mullen from rosebudizzle)

from Hyungkoo Lee’s Animatus - he made skeletons of...

“In The Clouds” - Under The Influence Of Giants

Project 365

sunluvr: The premise is that you take one picture each day for a year trying to capture the day’s...

“Skullcrusher Mountain” - Ian Schwartz - more ukulele for ya

my sleeveface attempts

10 MPH Movie - Segway Across America - Trailer Get the 92 min movie FREE @...

Ukulele weeps by Jake Shimabukuro (thanks to Josh), more ukulele here

“Bye The Sea” - Bobby McFerrin - old school and underrated, I ripped it from a live...

“Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once...”
— Hugh Gallagher’s...

“Everyone Nose” - N.E.R.D. (thanks to Andy Bank)

“We came here tonight to get started, cold act ill or get...”
— “Cold Act Ill” -...

Status Update

My car is currently parked inside a police crime scene. So I am stuck at school. I talked to a cop...

Sleeveface - it’s all the rage - Flickr slideshow

“if only tom cruise was dead instead.”
— rtknox00 on the Digg story:...

Worst Spiderman Ever Video - good stuff

How to pick out the smart ones

Me: Hey, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Party Girl: Party Girl. You?
Me: I'm Me. How did you end up here?
Party Girl: Oh, I'm from out of town. I'm staying with my friend and she threw this party tonight.
Me: Cool, where are you from?
Party Girl: Washington D.C.
Me: What school to you go to?
Party Girl: [some school]
Me: Oh, so do you know Jason then?
Party Girl: Jason... [thinks for a sec] Oh wait, do you mean Jason [last name]? How do you know Jason [last name]???
Me: *blank stare*

“One of the local ministers in the Palisades is a dear friend...”
— Rabbi Steven Carr Reuben from...

how to say "u r gay"

jesse.bendetson@mac.com (22: 05:31): how do you say...
jesse.bendetson@mac.com (22: 05:33): youre a gay
swallowedbyafish (22: 06:07): hey im having a brunch in a few days i was wondering if u wanted to come
swallowedbyafish (22: 06:21): and could u bring some food
swallowedbyafish (22: 06:35): mebbe fruit salad? kill two birds with one stone
jesse.bendetson@mac.com (22: 06:54): what the fuck are you talking about
jesse.bendetson@mac.com (22: 06:56): youre an idiot
swallowedbyafish (22: 07:15): hahahah thats how u would say it

Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs - honestly lmao...

Idea:

An array of balloons that inflate and deflate on command (by motor - leaf blower-esque?) - like...

Idea:

A Star Wars pr0n starring Luke Skycocker, Princess Laid-uh, and of course, my crowning pun of all...

Tim and Eric awesome show, hip hop dance instructional video

Jennifer Maestre Pencil Sculptures - she sews together...

blik surface graphics. Decals, stickers and...

“Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without...”
— Why Linux will not displace...

Improv Everywhere

these guys do improv on the streets of new york city, see link above

Danger - 11h30 (DatA remix)

PingMag: Chim↑Pom: An Art Squad of 6

Goddamn Mongolians

jesse.bendetson@mac.com: hows your ear/dignity?
swallowedbyafish: my ear hurts
swallowedbyafish: dignity solid
jesse.bendetson@mac.com: even after i just rocked you?
swallowedbyafish: my dignity is like the great wall, and ur petty insults are like the dead mongolians that lie at its feet
jesse.bendetson@mac.com: very nice
jesse.bendetson@mac.com: whered you get that from
swallowedbyafish: the imperial palace aka my head