How to pick out the smart ones
Me: Hey, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Party Girl: Party Girl. You?
Me: I'm Me. How did you end up here?
Party Girl: Oh, I'm from out of town. I'm staying with my friend and she threw this party tonight.
Me: Cool, where are you from?
Party Girl: Washington D.C.
Me: What school to you go to?
Party Girl: [some school]
Me: Oh, so do you know Jason then?
Party Girl: Jason... [thinks for a sec] Oh wait, do you mean Jason [last name]? How do you know Jason [last name]???
Me: *blank stare*
Jan 24th