Apr
5th
Sat
5th
From the crime report in my local newspaper - environmentalist hate crime towards rich assholes?
Things to note: consecutive dates, precise time on the second incident (12:58), oh, and those nasty hard taco shells.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”